“Occam’s Kitchen Knife” Published in Dark Dead Things
In January, I saw a post from someone looking to start a new magazine that would feature “weird short stories, poetry, and nonfiction.” I decided to submit a story I had that seemed to fit the bill, and I am pleased to announce that my work was accepted into Issue 1 of Dark Dead Things, which just came in the mail.

“Occam’s Kitchen Knife” is about a sentient kitchen knife that happens to dislike cutting meat and squabbles with the other household objects regarding their connection to the person they all live with.

I don’t make anything for continued sales, but if you’d like to read the magazine and support the editor, Mike (who so graciously accepted my story), you can buy Issue 1 at www.darkdeadthings.com/shop. Mike also got some talented readers to make audiobook versions of all the stories, and I think they sound great.
If you’d like to support me directly, you can always send me some beer money via the Paypal link to the right 😉